Most accidents occur in the home. Many men say this is the reason they stay out late.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
A girl´s hardest task is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Life is too short to dance with ugly men.
Dogs are better than men because they understand what no means.
Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
Beauty is the first present Nature gives to women, and the first it takes away.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening
What to do when your boyfriend walks out? Shut the door.
Woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
What is a man´s idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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